You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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