ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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