You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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