wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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