But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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