well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I have post one night stand depression
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