please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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