i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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