you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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