I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
you made out with another girl for some wings
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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