You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
dude i'm inner monologue high
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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