dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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