I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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