You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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