what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
