you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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