your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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