Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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