I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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