I think I am morally bankrupt
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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