I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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