The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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