i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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