i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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