Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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