Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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