you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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