Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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