Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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