Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
