I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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