Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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