Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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