I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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