i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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