I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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