Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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