i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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