Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
This is the high leading the old right now
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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