No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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