She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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