well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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