I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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