Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
