8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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