god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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