She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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