Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
