Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Randomize
