question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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