So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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