I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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